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 Post subject: SHOOLIS READS SHIT
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:45 am 
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GREETINGS AND WELCOME

Do you like SHITTY FANFICS? Do you like DRAMATIC READINGS OF SAID FANFICS? Well have I got the thing for you.

SHOOLIS READS SHIT

I read terrible fanfics in cool voices!

FIRST THINGY: GOKU X ANNE FRANK: THE END OF TIME

http://soundcloud.com/shoolis/shoolis-reads-goku-x-anne

WOW!

This is probably going to be a big thing for me. Like, I will buy an actual computer mic for this. The first one sounds shitty because I only have a shitty webcam mic but I will do MORE REGARDLESS.

Next one on the list is something by Shakespeare Hemingway. Do you want me to read a particular horrible fanfic? PM it to me. As long as it is genuinely terrible and isn't horrible terrible fetish porn I will read it. So yeah.

LISTEN

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: SHOOLIS READS SHIT
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:13 am 
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I have two in reserve but that is certainly on the list. But yeah, PM me terrible fanfics that aren't like naruto x pony guro vore and I will read it.

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I've got the perfect one in mind.

Shoolis wrote:
fanfics that aren't like naruto x pony guro vore

Shit.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:22 pm 
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You sneaky bunny.

I MIGHT have do one tonight. It depends on how my voice is doing after work. Be prepared for horrible Pokemon fanfiction (Shakespeare Hemingway is after that I changed my mind).

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Shoolis you are awesome.

I wish I could do commentaries on books or parts of books, but then I would want to do erotica and then I would get banned.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 11:15 pm 
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Hey Shoolis, if you ever get to any Sonic the Hedgehog Fanfics, can i join you? I actually wanted to do something like this.

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i tried, he doesn't want our help :,(

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 10:42 am 
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You can do whatever the fuck you want. This is America. Dream your dream.

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 Post subject: Re: SHOOLIS READS SHIT
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:29 pm 
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Ok then, if i ever get Synchtube going, i'll start it.

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Prepare your anuses

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 Post subject: Re: SHOOLIS READS SHIT
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:17 am 
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HOPY SHIT

EPISODE 2 TIME

http://soundcloud.com/shoolis/shoolis-reads-shit-2

I READ POKEMON SKY ADVENTURES

http://www.friendcodes.com/forums/creat ... 139349.htm

IT'S TERRIBLE

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Next on the list is SOMETHING by ShakespeareHemingway, then this, then My Immortal.

GOLLY

GIMME MORE

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