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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:36 pm 
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Pfft this is so obviously fake

no plane leaves on time, let alone early

1/10 made me reply

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:22 pm 
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Kamak wrote:
My uncle's knee set off the security thing, and they had to manually scan him to determine that his knew set it off, they patted him down and checked with him to make sure he didn't have a fake knee. Everything was fine though, but every time we had to go through security for the weekend, his knee would set it off.

It took me 10 minutes to figure out that meant knee

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:36 pm 
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Well, now you have an awesome first facebattle story.

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:53 am 
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You called his peck and raised him a snog.

Glad I've never flown with a shitty company.

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:25 am 
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Nachalnik wrote:
so what happened?

who got married?

My cousin (the bride) and one of her friends that she knew for 10 years and only recently (about the last two years) started dating. We met him a few years ago when her and him took a thanksgiving vacation to visit her family here in Texas for Thanksgiving. They weren't dating at the time, and apparently she brought him because he was going to be alone for the first Thanksgiving ever otherwise, and she didn't want that.

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good thing i always fly alaska/delta


I love Delta, but apparently they don't fly to California? Mom usually books with them, but for some reason we used American.

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This was actually a really fun and engaging story, glad everything worked out for you! Not a fan of plane travel, sort of terrified of flying and I don't get the opportunity, but I'll remember to not trust this airline.

Also, congrats on the hilarious gay facebattle

(and the wedding oop)


I don't like flying, and the first flight scared me a bit because one of the rear wheels took off before the other, so the plane was a bit... wonky. Did not feel good. Plus, one flight made a lot of sharp turns to waste time to get to the airport. I do not like looking straight down at the ground through the window.

As far as flying went, besides my fears (and the fact that some turbulence mixed with sierra mist made me puke a little), the flying was pretty calm. Worst thing was my booty getting tired of sitting in those seats.

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Pfft this is so obviously fake

no plane leaves on time, let alone early

1/10 made me reply


They do when they want to get out, and they have enough people on standby to fill the plane. They made 20 people very pop flyin' to get an early flight, and rustled off 20. Balanced karma.

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Well, now you have an awesome first facebattle story.


Yup. My friends all think it's hilarious and one of them said that it was "so me". Apparently I'm the kind of person who kisses assholes for kicks?

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You called his peck and raised him a snog.

Glad I've never flown with a shitty company.


And I guess he wasn't willing to raise me a grope. Or maybe he was afraid I'd raise him again.

LAX is a shithole anyways. When we were there on Sunday flying back, about half of the flights out in the area were late for one reason or another. One flight got delayed because the wrong plane muscled its way into the terminal because they had been waiting too long to get a spot and unload the passengers. Something tells me they have very shitty organization for such a huge place.

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:30 am 
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Wait, are you a guy or a girl, Kamak?

Not judging, just getting mixed signals here.

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 Post subject: Re: So about last weekend
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[insert witty joke about me having an Andrew Johnson in my pants]

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