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Lolita
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Persuade one of the T-Rexs to join you on your adventure. Name him Enrique. Galliantly ride him across the Elysian fields.

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Fire your gun, firing the first gun in history.

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Look for a plant, unroot it, eat it, and dismay

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Throw out your daisies floss already!
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Befriend the dinosaur by giving it your dental floss.
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shoot dead a big dinosaur, a herbivore (less danger) and make a shelter of it's remains.

Then use your magical floss to befriend baby dinausaures and make them grow to adult size.

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You point one of the guns up in the air and fire, drawing the attention of a nearby dinosaur that decides to become the first guy to eat an ugly-little-PANK-thing. You then try to befriend him by giving him floss. Turns out dinos have bad halitosis, so the dinosaur, who you decide to name Enrique, and you set out on what seems to be an adventure.

You come to a crossroads. Do you go left toward the hills, or right toward the plains?

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Go towards the hills. Have a duet with Enrique singing 'The Hills are Alive'.

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Go to the plains, not needing to hike!

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You head toward the plains, deciding that Enrique would have problems trying to break his fall with his teeny little arms if he tripped in the mountains. As you enter Teh Plains, a dust cloud is seen in the distance with a large black mass in the middle. You stand and stare at it.

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I think Enrique ripped one.

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