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PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:33 pm 
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One of my friends has a burn on her arm from her mom spilling coffee on her.

Its really nasty looking.

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I think that we can go with the Denis Leary version of natural selection on this one.
I drank gasoline when I was little. Once. I was then in the hospital for a week and never drank it again because I'm not an idiot.

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How did it taste like?


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Gasoline.

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At a really young age I drank paint thiner at my grandparent's house. Parents had to take me to the hospital. My mom missed her high school reunion because of it.

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How did it taste like?


...Burning.

If you want to get into details, immediately afterward I started vomiting a lumpy white paste-like substance.
Sorry you asked now, aren't you?

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