AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tuxedo Mask had movie passes and we saw it. I can't hang with scary movies (even ones not considered technically frightening), and I wound up spending most of the movie in a small ball, hair in front of my face, and nearly broke Tuxedo Mask's hand. Bad decisions.

But dumb things I have done:

- Repelled down a cliff with home-made repelling gear (not tested) and a shoe-lace as a life line
- Gone night hiking barefoot in PJ's
- Mud sliding with no mud (lots of scrapes)
- Tried to catch a bird

I have tons of these. This thread is like Christmas to my accident prone/idiotically reckless life.

One time when there was alcohol involved, it was Paper Day. I dunno how they do it in other countries, but here there's designated days where you can put all your cardboard and paper outside and the government comes to pick it up. Me, being the genius I am, decide to perform a running reverse moonsault on one of those piles of cardboard boxes, landing on my back. Before I can recover, my friends quickly bury me under more cardboard boxes. By the time I've dug myself out however, there's no one in sight, except for an old lady in a night gown, asking me who's going to clean up this mess. I start picking stuff up and she asks me if I'm going to do it all alone. I answer that my friends seem to have run off somewhere. She says "well go get them then". I bolt off and avoided that entire area for the next three years.

I'm a fucking dick.

Broke into a public pool last summer while drunk with my high school friends.

Threw a bunch of poolside furniture into the water.

Pretend like nothing the fuck happened when the local news station ran a story on "dangerous teens' poolside vandalism".

As a small child, I split open the FRONT of my head after jumping on my parent's bed watching to the Jungle Book sing-along.

Also I tried for a good half hour to put a glass cupi had broken back together, just by stacking the pieces back like it wasn't broken.

Walked up a down escalator and slipped and banged my knee on the edge.
Still have 2 scars on it and it hurts sometimes.

Ran down an up-escalator (intentionally), wanted to jump the last meter since it was taking too long. Protip: by the time you jump, the escalator has already brought you up at least a meter again. So I misjudged my landing and sprained my ankle.

Also split the back of my head when I was a kid, I got too excited the first time I saw a 3D video game (it was Crash Bandicoot on the PS).

I've hit my face on sliding glass doors more times than I care to count. WHY MUST THEY BE SO CLEAR?

in a shop i ran up an escalator which was going down and i tripped and fell and knocked a cd case thing down (as the security guard shouted at me so i ran faster) and then i just walked away as if nothing had happened

It doesn't really compare but as a small child, I used a tree branch as a rope and swung over a creek. In the process I hit a bridge that the my friends had made out of logs and I knocked it down, fell into the creek then the logs fell on top of me. Little did I realize until 10 minutes later that half the meat on my left pinky was hanging off my little finger.