AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I would quite love that,
Person with that lovely hat
As I make haiku

Haiku is for quitters, unoriginals, and worse
Do like I did and post a sonnet as your first
Lest your forum life ends up with a coffin and a hearse
So your move, fellow rhymers, throw at me your worst.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at rhymes
Go eat a dick

Good sir, I believe that wasn't rhyme,
And eating a dick would not be a fun time,
Instead, let us all enjoy this moment together,
And dance and take pics, so that this moment lasts forever

There once was a forumite named AlekB21,
who thought a dick joke would be fun.
The proletariats were elated, the members celebrated,
because soon his stay would be done.

That limerick was really quite catchy, good Kamak
And sums up my feelings rather well
One should at least try to not resort to the dick
Because harsh words it would swell

But before our good forumite leaves
Lets sing him a song of parting
One with well wishes and lighthearted intrigues
And absolutely completely nothing to do with farting

Hint
Hint

Oh no, my friends, don't fret
I'm not ready to leave just yet
I'll say another rhyme or two
Have some complimentary brew*,
And THEN my fate will be met.

*Non-alcoholic of course

This thread died well before its time
Because who doesn't enjoy a good rhyme?
So kick back and relax, don't be a jackass,
And surprise me with something sublime.

"I know what Viewmaster is
Suck my dick you dumb tools"
I know not why my words are your sig
For, frankly, those are words of a fool