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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:40 pm 
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Mine is pretty simple (assuming there is no such thing as the ridiculous social security Belgium has):

1. Find shady shop or employer. Offer to work for free, in return for shelter, running water and food.
2. Keep appearance clean and tidy. Each day, go out to search for a job that does pay.
3. Eventually find paying job. Only buy basic necessities and save up for a place of your own.
4. Keep searching better jobs and work your way up in life.


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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:11 pm 
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Dire wrote:
I'm asian. Somewhere out there is another asian I am related to who will insist I stay with them until everything is better.

Don't worry Dire
You can stay at my house

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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:35 am 
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Thank you cousin Potato. I promise not to grow mystery chives and bok choy in your front garden.

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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:25 am 
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I'd live in the woods. I know how to fish n' shit like that. Just live in the brush and survive off of whatever I catch. I don't eat a lot anyways, so the only problem I'd have is entertainmet. But that's not important.

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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:40 pm 
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Dire wrote:
Thank you cousin Potato. I promise not to grow mystery chives and bok choy in your front garden.


It's okay, you can do that in the basement

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 Post subject: Re: Plan Z
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:46 am 
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Oh boy! I'll go get my Styrofoam tubs ready! You are going to be up to your balls in bitter greens.

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