AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This is exactly what happened when Tori and I were hididng in a closet with the lights out, waiting for Thurman to come up.

Tori: Hey, the light doesn't work.
Me: -reaches up and turns it on- Yes it does.
Tori: Oh. Hey, look, bubble wrap! -pops-
Me: -turns light on- We are the WORST ninjas EVER. -turns light out-
Tori: I feel like we're in a comic.

Anyway... SHARE RANDOM STUPID EVENTS BCUZ THEY BE FUNNY!?

Brandon: Okay, for this scene, Michael will narrate, while the other three act out his story. Now, we just need a suggestion for a story.
Random Improver: Cat in the Hat!
Michael: What? I can't rhyme like that!
Edan: 'HEY KIDS, I'M THE CAT IN THE HAT! HERE, HAVE SOME PURPLE SHIT, IT'LL RUIN YOUR LIVES!'
Me: 'YOU STUPID CAT! MY MOM'S GONNA BE HOME IN FIVE MINUTES, AND WHEN SHE SEES THIS MESS, SHE'S GONNA BEAT ME WITH A SOCK FULL OF QUARTERS!'



Improv club teaches morals. Yaaaay.

Once me and my best friend went to the movies, but we didn't actually go to the movies because we just said we were going to the movies when we actually went and did something else. The end. :awesome:

this one time, at band camp.. (no seriously).. i tried to give a "hefty" chick a PIGGY (lol, pun) back ride.. and i like tripped and messed my ankle up, then dropped her

Today at school me and my friends were messing with a cellphone that could record videos. One girl couldn't figure out how to work it, so we ended up with twelve 3 second videos of random crap.

Ethan: -raises hand and pretends to pimp slap my mom- Don't make me pimp slap you!
Mom: What's a pimp slap?
Ethan: a back-handed slap. -raises hand and shows back of hand-
Mom: Ohh, I guess you're a pimp then.
Ethan: No, only on Tuesdays.
Mom: But it is Tuesday!
Ethan: Oh, crap! -runs off down an aisle-

We were shopping at BJ's. 8D