AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well guys, Christmas is two months away and this year should be pretty awesome. Talk about stuff you want, traditions you have, shows you like to watch, carols you like to sing and anything else Christmas related. And if you want to talk about any of those other early winter holidays well that's fine too.

I know santa isn't real.
If I want something I have to buy it myself.
DON'T LIE TO ME.

We always get chocolate coins in our stockings

even though in recent years I've realised that they taste shitty they are always the first thing I eat on christmas

Good lord, you people are as bad as department stores.

Ramadan was back in August, who cares about your heathen winter holidays?

ITS

FUCKIN NOVEMBER

/thread

But christmas is so great.

I had to recite the months in Spanish to check if December immediately followed November

I know German better than Spanish (lol high school language courses for both, naturally)
I don't even know the order of the months in English

It's a liberating thing

I think it's too early too, but I'm still already hoping for a christmas miracle.
Or rather, the thing I want, it's probably big enough that I need 3 miracles.

Man, I know my dick's big, but 3 miracles big?

You're cute thinking that I mean your dick Spoony

Of course I'm talking about someone else's dick I want

Man I'm blowing my cheddar left and right currently. I'm buy my friend stuff for christmas, I['m buying myself stuff, because fuck yes Megaman action figures. I also need to get paper to ship three things, I've already got the adress for one and need to grab the other two.

Nobody cares. If people to talk about Christmas, let them. Nobody's forcing you to come read this thread.

It's all run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.