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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:24 am 
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This topic needs less jibba-jabba and more cock sucking. So, uh... get to work, guys.


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I am so humiliated by the cock that, once a cock is named after me it automatically turns into nothing but cock sucking. Every freakin' cock.

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Gribbie wrote:
I am so humiliated by the fact that, once a topic is named after me it automatically turns into nothing but cock sucking. Every freakin' time.
I'd be flattered. ;D

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There was a woman, who lived alone.
Nobody called her on, the telephone.
She went into the woods one day, found a young chimp, who had gone astray.
She took that primate home, so she wouldn't have to be alone.
They spent the winter together, warm in their love despite, the harshness of, the winter weather.
The Chimp and the Woman
Living together in a house of stone
The Chimp and the Woman
They made this house a home.
The chimp and the woman were pop flyin' there.
The chimp was safe, the woman had found a friend
But the townsfolk heard of, this bizarre affair.
They said, "How can she love a creature that is covered with hair?"
They came with axes and torches, they burnt her front and back porches.
They kicked in the door shouting, "Death, to the chimp loving whore!"
But they were gone, no one knew were they went.
Years went by and the world spun around.
Then one day, a strange creature walked into town
It cam in from the wild, it was a half chimp-half human hybrid child.
And it said;
"I am a chimpy child,
I bring fortunate smiles
If we could live in peace then all hatred would cease
If we could live to love, get the blessings from above.
If we could just hold hands, then maybe then we'd understand."
And the people...oh the people...
they
beat
him
to death
with a cock!

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Merlin makes me sad :(

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He seems to have that effect on people.


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