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Isao Kronos
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It's generally (IIRC) less religiously-rooted than general-belief-rooted. Physically it has no purpose except quite high chances of causing infertility, death, or severe disfigurement. It's also a great talking point at parties!

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Berserker.

Getit?



Anyway, many western religions have no problem with circumcision.

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Claudia wrote:
Wow.
I've only ever cut myslef badly once since I started cooking.
Bad enough to need stitches but I just super~guled it and kept it clean till it healed.It wasn't a big cut or anything but it was real deep on my finger.
I ruined the food I was cutting. :(


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Just wait a couple weeks, I'm about to go into woodworking.

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i just piledrived a whale
and then drank a can of 100% rage

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Sir_auronDX wrote:
i just piledrived a whale

Piledrive?
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Sir_auronDX wrote:
and then drank a can of 100% rage

*Searches... again*
Ah, it's an actual drink.
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Isao Kronos wrote:
Slightly more on-topic:

The Most Dangerous Class is when your crazy English professor hunts your class on an island for sport. Here's hoping you aren't shot first or killed by the crazy nymphomaniac!

(see what i did there, i tied in a mango with classic english literature)

I like that story
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Pottery. I got glass shards and my eye and it hurt so much. I'm okay now though.

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Fooflyer wrote:
Claudia wrote:
Wow.
I've only ever cut myslef badly once since I started cooking.
Bad enough to need stitches but I just super~guled it and kept it clean till it healed.It wasn't a big cut or anything but it was real deep on my finger.
I ruined the food I was cutting. :(


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Once isn't bad!One of my friends lick knifes.That CANT be better.
Oh I was about to say wood shop.Those power tools are fun! :pseudo:

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I burned my hand making T-shirts in technology class.
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Pottery. I got glass shards and my eye and it hurt so much. I'm okay now though.


HOW DID YOU GET IT IN YOUR EYE?

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FMAWolf wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
Pottery. I got glass shards and my eye and it hurt so much. I'm okay now though.


HOW DID YOU GET IT IN YOUR EYE?


DO NOT ANSWER THAT, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!
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