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The Muslim drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the dessert

I did not know that Muslims lived in the magical land of ice cream.


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The Muslim drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the dessert

I did not know that Muslims lived in the magical land of ice cream.


9/11 was bombed with materials natural to the Muslims' land.

[spoiler]Cake[/spoiler]

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I posted in there, check the link again.




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You'll burn for this. You and all your tubes.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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We'll force him to get his tubes tied! Owait-

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This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


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After actually looking at those twilight/Doctor who fanfics I am sincerely sorry and am now going to dump acid in my eyes while jumping off a cliff and inserting a rabid giant earwig into my brain. Really I actually shed nonfake tears. God help us if this infection spreads. Here's the link if you want to curl up in the fetal position and spend your life crying.



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6371327/1/Daughter_of_Time


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ok i laughed hard at pretty much everything in this thread

especially this

i think theres something wrong with me

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The Internet wrote:
After actually looking at those twilight/Doctor who fanfics I am sincerely sorry and am now going to dump acid in my eyes while jumping off a cliff and inserting a rabid giant earwig into my brain. Really I actually shed nonfake tears. God help us if this infection spreads. Here's the link if you want to curl up in the fetal position and spend your life crying.



http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6371327/1/Daughter_of_Time


Does anyone have a gun on them? N-no reason, I'm just curious. I feel like my mind needs a bullet-hug, that's all.

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Clint Eastwood walks into a bar. Everybody orgasms instantly.

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The worst two gay jokes in existence

[spoiler]Edward Cullen and Justin Bieber[/spoiler]

The one gay celebrity that makes up for those two:
[spoiler] Adam Lambert yessssssss[/spoiler]

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The one gay celebrity that makes up for those two:
[spoiler]NPH[/spoiler]

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Explotaro wrote:
The one gay celebrity that makes up for those two:
[spoiler]NPH[/spoiler]


Him too. Lambert was the first one that came to mind though.

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So two grandmas walk into a bar...

[spoiler]twogirlsonecup[/spoiler]

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