AWKWARD ZOMBIE

seriously who is willing to have a gastly on their team, i need a starting point

I WILL.

I'm a Wurmple, and like princess brothel abonded me so you can do. Mind if I start?

George was awfully afraid, here he was - a Wurmple - out and alone in the Eastern Forest at nightime when dangerous monsters were about. He wasn't entirely sure but he had a suspiscion that Bug (what he was) was weak to Ghost which are plenty around these parts of the forest. Quickly, George looked around, stretching his long body around a tree trunk to look round the corner - it seemed to be safe. There was some grass, a bush, and behind that tree was a Gastly. Fine.

wait, a Gas- oh crap.

(Sorry, I'm here.)

Caesar lit up with excitement.

"A volcano? Sounds awesome, I just so happen to have an escape orb with me, my dad kinda drilled it into me to always bring one along."

"Well well well, what have we here?" Mr Mumford said, the Wurmple was obviously lost. Thinking he could probably swindle him somehow he makes a proposition. "You look sort of lost in these here woods, but the good thing is, i know a way out of here, and its not far, wont come cheap though im afraid". Mr Mumford thought this plan was easy, the Wurmple pays him, Mumford leads him to a random part of the forest and disappears, he gets his cheddar and the Wurmple is back where he started. Beautiful.

"Ah, a friendly gastly!" thought George. "He looks a bit weird. But hey, he's offering me a chance to get out of this forest for free!"
An uncomfortable cough came from the Gastly "100 pokedollars per pokemon. Payed in advance." grunted the Ghost pokemon, floating about in the night sky. Georges' expression changed from Bug like to surprised; 135 pokedollars?! Well then, we'll need to see about that...
'Sure, sure. Lemme just get my change out' said George, rooting around in his silk wallet. Scraping the very bottom of his wallet he managed to scrounge up exactly enough to get him through the forest. Secretly thinking to himself, George thought about 'taking' them cheddar back at the end. After all, how strong could the Gastly be? He was only a ghost after all.

'Sure, let's go.'

[Shame that this only got 22 pages]