AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Starseed: Hi.
Ihashn: lo there!
Starseed: How're you?
Ihashn: im great chipmunk, and you?
Starseed: I'm alright, just woke up.
Ihashn: ah fun what time is it there?
Starseed: Ironically, it's 12 AM. I was dead tired earlier.
Ihashn: ah west coast
Ihashn: so muff, that's your favorite color?
Starseed: Purple, your's?
Ihashn: eletric blue
Ihashn: eletric blue is now your favorite color too
Ihashn: dress in it and you will be rewarded
Starseed: Actually, I was about to say that was my favourite colour when I was younger.
Ihashn: how old are you muff
Starseed: 17, nearly 18. Yourself?
Ihashn: 15
Ihashn: where ya from
Starseed: America's hat. You?
Ihashn: ooo sexy
Ihashn: america's colon
Starseed: Hehe, cool.
Ihashn: yes it sucks muff
Ihashn: so....are we gonna have sex or what?
Starseed: Hm, I didn't know that was required.
Starseed: I'm afraid not.
Ihashn: D :
Starseed: Besides, I'm assuming you're male? Or are you female?
Ihashn: but we have so much in common
Ihashn: female
Starseed: Oh, well then it wouldn't be gay.
Ihashn: exactly
Ihashn: even if i still had a penis
Ihashn: no balls touching means we're good!
Starseed: That is the greatest saying I have ever heard, but I must apologize.
Starseed: I'm quite smitten with the relationship I'm in. I'll understand if you'd like to leave now though.
Ihashn: D :
Ihashn: you bastard
Ihashn: you're cheating on me
-Ihashn left-