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So all I have to do is say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ died and rose and I repent from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen" and I will be forgiven of my crimes? No matter what I've done or what I may do?

That line of thinking certainly won't have any negative repercussions!

Let's go pillage the citizens!

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yaaaaaay I'm going to hell

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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
He/she made a mistake with "savior".
You made a typo.
Fucking blasphemer.
You will go to hell for that ya know.


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Nice copypasta bro

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I've always liked the idea that God is a hippy, y'know? Really chilled and relaxed, hanging out with all his/her friends, and is all like 'Yo dudes, wanna do something once your dead? Come on over to my crib! We've got tacos and nachos and fucking double rainbows all day long everywhere you look!' That is, I'd like to believe that if I believed in God... This whole "merciful" judge, jury and executioner thing that seems to be going on is pretty dull and, indeed, seemingly in opposition of all the positive shit the Bible preaches.




And let me guess, I'm going to hell for saying that? Oh well, an eternity of damnation can't be all that bad! I was always a bit of an infidel anyway, so I probably deserve it.

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Who believes in God today, anyway ?
It's so 90s-like, right ?
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Is this a Cloverfield reference.
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