AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Lyra has dandruff.

No, but I know people. Take my hat from me and you'll know those people too, if you know what I mean. >>

I found a rather well-made mario cap in a japanese shop in Sydney, but it was $50, and I had already gotten a 1-UP mushroom (I love that shroom)

What do you mean ?
They cook cakes ? :awesome:

They cook people cakes! They're delicious! With authentic humans in them!

I'll take one. With fingers on it.
Oh, and chocolate. There's always time for chocolate.

somewhere in the world, a girl named lyra is shoving an axe through her computer.

Yup, that's definitely my hat. :awesome:

My mom stole my hat today, and we were wrestling on the floor for it, and my Aunt Phoebe asks "Who's Zelda?" and I can't find a better way to put it as I grapple with my mom over the hat and so I yell "THE PRINCESS OF HYRULE!"

After that Andy ruined it by saying "It's a video game, Phoebe."

And on Friday a kid named Kevin (not you, Dark) stole my hat, looked at it, and said "...Toilet Pirate? what."

It's funny because I actually want that hat less now.

I WANT THE TRIFORCE, AND ONLY THE TRIFORCE...

Oh now I remember this shirt this guy in my school was wearing and it had a cool Triforce design on it and it looked like somebody splattered paint over a template and it looked cool.

I love doing that to people. My friend's little sister asked another one of my friends "do you go to the same school as them?"

He said "Uh, no, I go to Pallet Town High."
"I've never heard of that..."
"Of course you haven't, it's in the Kanto region."



Yes, I've told this before.