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cheddar made from the twilight movie will go towards some morman shit.
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our school had an outdoor showing of the original dracula movie this past halloween. i guess it was scary back when it was first made, but now, everyone was just laughing.

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 Post subject: Dio FTW!
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FUCK YEAH DIO!

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Wasn't it said he wasn't actually a vampire?

Edit: Because I love ripping on Twilight.
[spoiler]In the end, Edward and Bella get married, and for some reason decide to have sex before Edward turns Bella into a vampire. Since Edward has SUPER SPERM, Bella immediately gets pregnant with a horrible freak-mutant baby, which decides to to get the fuck out of Bella's centipede-infested womb by eating its way out. Oh, and by breaking her spine, hips, and a number of her ribs. Edward performs a C-section WITH HIS FANGS and pulls the baby out of Bella. Then he turns her. And everything's okay, somehow.

Also, the baby is a werewolf. Because human + vampire = werewolf. And the guy Bella was having a love triangle with falls in love with the newborn baby.

Also, the baby is going to age super fast for some reason, so Bella, being the genius mother that she is, says the guy can marry her child is 7 weeks, or something. Because by then the child will be old enough. And it totally won't be pedophilia.[/spoiler]

Tl;dr, his eyes are GOOOOLLLDDDDD!!
Wtf I can't tell if you're making this up or not wtfffff.

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Sadly, nope, it's not made up. I tried to stab my brain out after reading that book.
It didn't work.




Edward Cullen ruined vampirism for me. Now all my friends expect me to sparkle.

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 Post subject: Muda Muda!
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Edward Cullen ruined vampirism for me.
He ruined it for everyone!

Let's talk about Dio instead.

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