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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:27 am 
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half-life and second life don't MIX


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Whenever I feel down, I visit that site so that I can realize that no matter what, it's OK to have sex with a lamp.


Fixed.

So these people spread hatred in the name of Jesus?

Jesus was the forgiving one right?

How come all these religious fanatics are all about judgement and hate?

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Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.


ELL. OH. ELL.

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Zachy wrote:
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Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.


ELL. OH. ELL.


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Crescent shaped eh?

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OH SH!T - IT'S GOT A CRUCIFIX ON IT'S FACE - IT'S THE JESUS POKEMON!

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i laughed so hard reading this. im going to have to visit that site. it seems like great entertainment. and since when are half life and second life anything alike?

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i laughed so hard reading this. im going to have to visit that site. it seems like great entertainment. and since when are half life and second life anything alike?

SINCE ALWAYS.

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Uuuuuuuuuuum... wow I don't even know where to begin with that. Is this woman both retarded and high?


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I don't know whether to shake this woman's hand, or burn it off.


I am whatching this, good morning America shit, and they just got this report of some deer jumping in a bank and they're like, "The question is, is the deer there to steal cheddar?"

lolwut


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Fooflyer wrote:
I don't know whether to shake this woman's hand, or burn it off.


I am whatching this, good morning America shit, and they just got this report of some deer jumping in a bank and they're like, "The question is, is the deer there to steal cheddar?"

lolwut


That's called humor for those who don't have any humor.

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Yep, all us liberals are homosexual, godless, baby-eating, subliminal message sending democratards.

*facepalm x100*

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