AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I burned out my retinas



So yeah. Lit shit on fire.

^ whole point of the holiday.




Isn't it?

I also want more excuses to buy/blow my cheddar on fireworks!

Ohk, this was indeed the most exciting and interesting Independence Day I've ever had.

Of all the sections of the beach that my friend had to live on, she lived on the part that didn't allow bonfires. grrrr
But the fireworks were still great. My friend brought glow in the dark body paint and we painted all over ourselves it was stella. I painted another friend's face like a Navi. ohlolol

Then at low tide, we ran along the sand bar which was awesome and so fun being under the fireworks as they lite up the sky. Then we waited for two of my drunk friends to come back from whatever the hell they did.
After the boys left, the girls stayed to sleep over at a friend's house and we were preparing a pillow bed on the ground for one of them.
HERE'S WHEN IT GOT INTERESTING
Friend who's house we're staying at has an Older Brother. He comes in and it's dark and hard to see who he is exactly. He trips over our pillow bed and asks what the fuck it is. I tell him it's a bed. Then he says "Girls, I gotta be honest with you. I am so smashed."
The rest of the night included us making sure his drunk booty and high friends weren't falling over themselves or making a mess. We had the pleasure of freaking out when he passed out on the toilet and vomited in the bathroom then cleaning it up.
His blubbering was funny as hell though. I will find our list of his quotes for you guys sometime. Drunk people are rather hilarious

reminds me of my bro's cousin. He walks up to me and just says "excuse me I'm going to pass out now". He walks in the house and loses conciencness (AARGH IE) right on the couch, all in the space of about 4 seconds. Oh well 30 beers was a bad idea after all.

I tied like a dozen sparklers together and lit them at once.

Fun times.

And that's how America was made.

four 500g (US legal limit by mass) mortars. Protip: don't launch handheld.

WHY DIDN'T WE THINK TO DO THAT

but I'm glad we didn't because the stuff was a pain to get off since it pulled hair :C

But they were putting it on their skin

and um Bunyip

yeah

UNBA HAS NO SKIN.

I'd still would have done it.

...Hot

It's not like it's any different from the usual BatGirl outfits.

"There's always Hoboken."
"Yeah, but that's Hoboken."