You wake up in a cargo ship...

Kevin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:17 pm

So you get ready to fight. You're not quite sure what destiny you're about to meet, but you feel the fire burn within you!

And your enemy appears from the shadow - the average sailor! Except a bit bigger, a bit more muscular, somewhat angrier...yeah, the average sailor. You get a bit nervous when he looks at you, since you're flashing yourself in front of him. And he seems to...blush, when he looks at you.

Anyways, even though the sailor seems harmless you decide to fight him. A normal person wouldn't stand a chance against this gorilla, but luckily enough you've played a lot of Tekken in your childhood so you brutally kick him Marshall Law-style and the sailor is out like a light!

Feeling a bit naked, you put on his - slightly too big - clothes and hide him in one of the corners. (but before that you decide to cockslap and teabag his face while giggling like a girl. His beard lets you discover a whole new feeling against your manhood you're not quite sure you want to feel again)

Now you have:

1 Sailor suit.
1 Banana.
1 Flashlight (no batteries included).
1 Passed out sailor in the corner.

Now, let's:

a) Examine the crates.
b) Try to find a way out of the storage so you can examine the ship.
c) Eat the banana.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Dandypants · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:23 pm

I miss option D) Take the bathysphere to Rapture.

But what the heck, let's go with C.

Kevin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:32 pm

Oh, timezones. Your time is so zone.
I have to go to bed now, but keep voting. cccc:

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:42 pm

Darkin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:48 pm

E: Take off clothes and streak

Kevin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:58 am

It feels like you haven't eaten in forever, and that kick took a lot of energy. So you decide to eat the banana you found in the sailor's pocket.

Even though you kind of question your sexuality after your previous encounter with balls and beard combined with eating the banana straight afterward, you feel refreshed.

You have now aquired a banana peel.

a) Examine the ship?
b) Examine the ship

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

c) Examine everything else besides the ship

Sleauxbreaux · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:01 am

d) Make MarioKart-esque banana peel trap.

Then examine the ship I guess.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:08 am

seven

Kevin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:12 am

You decide to examine the ship, and after some aimless searching in the darkness you finally stumble upon a door. You can already feel the breeze against your face!

You step outside and...yeah, just as you thought. There isn't anything but water everywhere. But you decide to walk around on the ship and examine it so you'll understand exactly what kind of ship this is.

You walk around a corner and you throw the banana peel over your shoulder. It might come in handy if there will be some kind of chase-scene later. As you do that you walk right into the captain who...is a pirate? No...a ninja? No...a...doctor? You're not quite sure, but you know it's the captain because his shirt says so. And...he doesn't seem to be quite sure that he's seen you before.

a) Oh fuck.
b) Tell him the truth.
c) Lie.
d) FIGHTTTTTTTTT

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

A) Fuck the captain.

Darkin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:11 am

E: Take off your clothes

STOP BEING TRAPPED IN YOUR COTTEN PRISION

AngelicSongx · **Posted:** Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:57 am

>B but tell him you'll work hard as any other sailor! and ask where are we?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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