AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Okay, that doesn't usually happen. something must be serious.
Open up the chat.

Yes, it does take place in the same world of Homestuck, but it could deviate from the path as much as the trolls would. It's an experiment in the same world.

In chatface, this happens all the time. If someone is in a negative mood, if you don't answer their message, the notifications will spam up your screen until you are forced to answer.

MS: hellooo
MS: GEORGE
MS: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE
TK: ugh
Tk: what is it muffin
MS: ok first of all, DID YOU GET THE GAME!1?121??1?
TK: yes
TK: your typing is horrible btw
MS: i dun care
TK: why am i your friend again
MS: is it a friend relationship
MS: feels more lik you stalking me
MS: trying to leech some of my populary
TK: what are you even talking about
TK: it's so far the other way around you couldn't turn your empty head around to look who you're following
TK: I suppose we might as well play the game
MS: YUSS I AM SO EXCITED
MS: How did you evn affor the game?
TK: when you learn to spell i'll tell you
MS: >:C
MS: dammit
MS: something's happening
TK: your mind is trying to wrap around the idea of spelling
MS: shut up
MS: I think there's something wrong wit hthe game
TK: hthe?
MS: YOU KNO WHAT I MEANT
MS: you load your game up k
MS: i have important stuff to do.
TK: w/e

*I just realized how similar this looks to John and Dave's coversation. Fixin

Let's see, what was the tune for the beta again? It we-

Your cat has stumbled into the room. This just won't do, having him wander about like that. You do what any self-respecting pet owner would do and put him back where he belongs.

There. This strife card was already cat type anyway, because of your wonky zombie adventures.
The reason you started using strife cards for anything is because you have a horde of them hidden in your room somewhere.