Alright, let's try this again.
Keep All your stupid bullshit here looked This topic is about lemons in the eyes, they both knew that this night would be a pleasant one. "You have so many pages...I can't wait to feel them all" said Lemons. "Don't worry, it's very fun when you're inside me" said bullshit. When lemons had unzipped Bullshits source code, it started sucking on Bullshits most prized possesion. Bullshit could not keep all his stupid bullshit here, it ejaculated posts all over Lemons.
But then, a terrible secret hads been revealed, it turns out that bullshit was not always the topic it said it was. It turns out it used be about burn after reading...but lemons kept licking Bullshits member, they both lusted for eachother anyways.
Fireheart storm wrote:
I would like to point out none of Dante's outfits have buttons on the shirt.
(not the worst badfic I've ever read)
Shouldn't it be obvious that all mistakes are intentional?