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 Post subject: For all you car experts...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:15 pm 
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Now, i'm not saying that this race is gonna happen...but...
on a twisty road with about 3 straight aways about 300 feet each, and the rest of the course being turns going up hill and down hill for a total distance of about a mile, and if the four racers are driving a 2004 Chevy Malibu, a 2006 BMW beamer, a 2008 Honda fit, and a 1989 Jeep Cherokee...i'm just wondering what people think the end results are gonna, who's 1st 2nd 3rd and all that...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:21 pm 
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The Beemer would, I'd guess.


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You are not only beating a dead horse, you are raping it.

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No such thing as a BMW Beemer. Beemer is just a nickname for any BMW auto. If your talking about their basic sedan, the BMW 300 series, then I'd bank on that. I'd love to have a Z3 myself.

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The car with the most skilled driver, of course.

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1. BMW
2. Malibu
3. Jeep Cherokee
4. Fit

Assuming they are all stock of course. Also A "Beamer" is just a nickname as was pointed out earlier. Similar to me saying a 2004 "Chevy," details please!!!

Zweihammer- You don't want a Z3, you want an M Roadster.......oh yea.


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You are not only beating a dead horse, you are raping it.


Sorry, I had suffered a lapse of my Lisa Lampanelli sydrome. Awful attempt at humor on my part.



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a 2006 BMW beamer

lolwut



As for an answer that actually pertains to the topic, I'd probably have to go with...

1. Malibu
2. BMW
3. Fit
4. Jeep

I think that it really depends on the type of race. (I'm no car expert, but still.) I mean, what is appropriate for the terrain? Speed or handling? What's the weather like? There are so many variables here, it's hard to tell.

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well, i found out the bmw a 1995 500 xl series

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bud you need some more research, there isn't an "XL" series of 500 BMW's. there's an iX, which according to wikipedia (which never lies) is very rare, so I have my doubts.

Still sticking with my original list, because BMW's own your soul.


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Tell your racers if they start their engines right before two changes to three they get a rocket start.


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Oh yea, don't forget, if you double tap the gas you'll do a flip over the opposing cars.


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