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pine cone · **Joined:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 pm **Posts:** 139

Now, i'm not saying that this race is gonna happen...but...
on a twisty road with about 3 straight aways about 300 feet each, and the rest of the course being turns going up hill and down hill for a total distance of about a mile, and if the four racers are driving a 2004 Chevy Malibu, a 2006 BMW beamer, a 2008 Honda fit, and a 1989 Jeep Cherokee...i'm just wondering what people think the end results are gonna, who's 1st 2nd 3rd and all that...

Plasma · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:21 pm

The Beemer would, I'd guess.

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:58 pm

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck motherfucking Norris

Vaelor · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:13 pm

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck motherfucking Norris

You are not only beating a dead horse, you are raping it.

Zweihammer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:08 pm

No such thing as a BMW Beemer. Beemer is just a nickname for any BMW auto. If your talking about their basic sedan, the BMW 300 series, then I'd bank on that. I'd love to have a Z3 myself.

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:14 pm

The car with the most skilled driver, of course.

cashin · **Posted:** Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:05 pm

1. BMW
2. Malibu
3. Jeep Cherokee
4. Fit

Assuming they are all stock of course. Also A "Beamer" is just a nickname as was pointed out earlier. Similar to me saying a 2004 "Chevy," details please!!!

Zweihammer- You don't want a Z3, you want an M Roadster.......oh yea.

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:16 am

Vaelor wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck motherfucking Norris

You are not only beating a dead horse, you are raping it.

Sorry, I had suffered a lapse of my Lisa Lampanelli sydrome. Awful attempt at humor on my part.

Quote:

a 2006 BMW beamer

lolwut

As for an answer that actually pertains to the topic, I'd probably have to go with...

1. Malibu
2. BMW
3. Fit
4. Jeep

I think that it really depends on the type of race. (I'm no car expert, but still.) I mean, what is appropriate for the terrain? Speed or handling? What's the weather like? There are so many variables here, it's hard to tell.

pine cone · **Joined:** Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 pm **Posts:** 139

well, i found out the bmw a 1995 500 xl series

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:38 pm

Batmobile

cashin · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:12 am

bud you need some more research, there isn't an "XL" series of 500 BMW's. there's an iX, which according to wikipedia (which never lies) is very rare, so I have my doubts.

Still sticking with my original list, because BMW's own your soul.

MORGANMAN · **Joined:** Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:26 pm **Posts:** 429

Tell your racers if they start their engines right before two changes to three they get a rocket start.

cashin · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:10 pm

Oh yea, don't forget, if you double tap the gas you'll do a flip over the opposing cars.

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