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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:40 pm 
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Spoony wrote:
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
This looks legit to me


I can't trust you with that avatar.
RIDER KIIIICK!!
At least I don't think piccolo dick when I see your posts anymore.


And now the image is stuck in my head forever.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:41 am 
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Are spam-emails even answerable?

I mean, wouldn't they just have a computer that automaticaly send out those mails?

Even if they read the answers, they would probably have stopped by now since, obviously, they only get crap in return...

















Tell her that you are from the maffia and that you can help her if she helps you first!
That way, both win!


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I suggest reading this.

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Pfffffffft.


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Miss StarSeed wrote:

Oh god, the best part is Cheri01 replied in the comments with another spam message for the site.

I'm dying here.

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Respond: Cool Story Bro.

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I got an even better one maybe sorta:
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Crazy WoW Gamer Hits 1 Million Gold
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Warcraft Millionaire <zjdxinone@gmail.com>
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Hello --------------,

You may have heard recently about an incredible feat that no other player has ever accomplished in World of Warcraft. Brad Johnson has accomplished the feat of accumulating 1 million gold, something players never even really dreamed of.

Keep reading to learn what this master gamer has been able to accomplish simply by staying true to fundamental gold making techniques.

Meet Brad, Gold Making Extraordinaire

As a MMORPG player since for more than 8 years, Brad has seen his fair share of the market, in turns trying his hand at Ultima Online, Lineage, Star Wars Galaxies, and World of Warcraft. It was the final game that finally grabbed his attention though and refused to let go. For more than 4 years, Brad has been playing and fine tuning his approach to WoW and the results are simply astounding.

1,000,000 Gold. Are You Serious?!

It’s hard to believe and even those who have seen his astounding achievement are often skeptical to think that any single player could have accomplished so much in game, gathering more gold than most players will ever see in their entire lifetime. You can view the video here:

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Even Blizzard, the masterminds behind the biggest MMORPG of all time have set the gold cap on player accounts to only 214,748 gold, 36 silver, 48 copper, a seemingly arbitrary number that cuts off because of the coding set in place by the game. Brad has actually split up his fortune over an array of characters with four separate ones at the gold cap.

How Did He Do It?

Most people, after viewing the video and seeing Brad’s incredible accomplishment are interested more to know exactly how he managed to accomplish such a mind blowing feat. What did he do to gather a million gold?

And most players are equally astounded to find out that Brad’s secret to success isn't because he plays the game 8 hours a day. He uses the Auction House to buy low and sell high, utilizing the game’s built in economy to develop a system of intelligent buying and selling that has boosted him well beyond what anyone could ever have expected.

Once again, here is the link:

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I omitted the links and my email for somewhat obvious reasons, but I left in his email because I don't care

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:27 pm 
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^ an example of a game being taken too seriously

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You'd think he would do that in REAL LIFE?


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Echo MasterMind wrote:
Are spam-emails even answerable?


http://thespamletters.com/

Yes

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That site is pretty good.
Reminds me of David Thorne. (Seven legged spider guy)
http://www.27bslash6.com
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I got the SPAM letters book. I just wish I remembered where I put it.

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Yeili, I lost so very daisies hard

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