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El Mexicano
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How retarded do you have to be to fucking sunbath on a fucking railroad track.

WHERE HAS COMMON SENSE GONE?
Not to mention listening to music on headphones....because that's the best thing to do on a railroad.

At least if they hadn't had headphones they probably would've heard the train coming and move...but come ON! Seriously.


They don't even need to hear it
the train should make the rails vibrate or something
so,those girsl were just stupid
or high.
or stupid AND high :colbert:

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Vibrate, eh? Maybe they just thought it was some kind of massage setting, or they were just horny. Either way, it's not so farfetched to believe considering their situation.

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Does it really matter which? Either way, they look bad.

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Except now they get to be cripples...

lucky bastards :evil:

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Fauche wrote:
Vibrate, eh? Maybe they just thought it was some kind of massage setting, or they were just horny.
"I swear, officer, these aren't our under garments! These are our bathing suites! We were sun bathing, and this certainly didn't have anything to do with the tracks vibrating!"

Is it bad I can't stop giggling at the thought they were listening to cheesy porno music before it happened now?

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Aww crap, now that I hear any stories like this all I'll be able to think about is cheesy porno music >.<

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Is it bad I can't stop giggling at the thought they were listening to cheesy porno music before it happened now?
They don't include cheesy music in most mainstream pornos nowadays. No poolboys, pizza-delivery boys, or even ethnic masseuses. Hell, you don't even see anyobdy with a moustache half the time. It's a dying shame.
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Hell, you don't even see anyobdy with a moustache half the time.


D:!

How?! Moustache is the ESSENCE of cheesy porno!

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Except now they get to be cripples...

lucky bastards :evil:


Yeah but now we get to make fun of them :awesome:

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DieHard wrote:
Gemini wrote:
Except now they get to be cripples...

lucky bastards :evil:


Yeah but now we get to make fun of them :awesome:

Hush! They were just a pair of lesbians wishing for their limbs to become stumps so they could use them as sex toys!
JEEZ, PEOPLE! SHOW SOME MERCY! TRY TO UNDERSTAND!

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