AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I just got back from an interplanetary mission! Yeah, it was pretty zany. I'm not supposed to reveal any details as to what I was doing, as it's all very hush-hush government business. BUT! Here's what I can reveal! I have encountered:

The All-Singing, All-Dancing Crew from Xorblex
A grande space battle off the coast of Pluto. No really, it was Grande. Not quite Venti.
A distinct lack of Vespiquen
An absurd sidekick like fellow I picked up near planet BMP
I got some new shoes. That was pretty cool.
I ran into three situations where I had to escape in under a minute, but the room was filled with CHOCOLATE CAKE. Man, that was nuts.
This one time? We were bored, so we had an all-night poker session while listening to Franz Ferdinand.
Far too many male Combee
Did anyone else see that baseball?
And then, while we were at the coffeeshop-- Oh wait. I probably can't tell you that one. Sorry.

Yeah. I don't think my left ventricle will ever be the same.

And then, when I got back, I couldn't log in! Weird, huh? Turns out all I had to do was delete the cookies. What a wild wild and crazy world.

So. Umm... What did you guys do while I was gone?

well... i'm new to the site but i guess i should say hello to those who seem regular... so did the xorblex guys have anything on swedish breakdancing teams? i didn't think they did...

Stop leaving :l

I'm sorry. When duty calls, I have to answer. The fate of the universe may or may not depend on it. I've said too much.

daisies i wanted to see that... that would have been cool