AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Here's how i see it

Sheik > Tetra
Pirates > Ninjas.

Heres how I see it, though:

Bob Ross > Everything

it makes me feel really stupid that i didn't think of cowboys before though because i finally got around to buying the box set and i watched all 26 episodes over the weekend. it was still fresh in my mind and i couldn't think of it.

Vaelor: bounty hunters now are lame.

Dark: no. just no.

Actually, yeah. Kinda makes me wanna invent an energy weapon and collect a few bounties to make them cool again.

In looks, Sheik has this cap of something that looks suspiciously like toilet paper. Tetra had a curly-doo that resembled Ezlo's, except not so bouncy. Sheik wears um... rags? Anyway, they're tattered. Haven't seen either for a while so, I only vaguely remember that Tetra had a knife or something. Yes, I know Sheik probably has one in Brawl, but I don't know if we're talking about the Brawl or OoT Sheik. Also, Tetra is colorful.

In utility, Sheik probably gave you several of the teleporting songs, while Tetra shot you off of a catapult. A friggin' catapult. Now, I have no idea whether it's possible to go through the game without teleporting, while Link got catapulted to save his little sister, who apparently got snatched off by this gigantic bird thing and she didn't even run. She could've at least fell through the gap in the bridge.

So I dunno who Zelda goes for. She causes serious harm to Link either way, from either extreme blood loss from going temple to temple, to getting severe cranium and brain damage.

Whoo, so many words. D:




EDIT: Pirates still own.

I vote Sheik. Just because she adds more mystery to the game and is very helpful. Not to mention the whole "I'm the last of the Sheika" thing makes her ten times cooler. :B

As for Tetra, well, she just complains about how much you should go home, and then wants you to forgive her for being such a jerk and help her when she losses her tan and becomes a princess. I don't find anything noble or helpful about that.

Although, she does help you fight Ganondorf with the light arrows. But her aim and strategies were both... a little off. Reflecting arrows off a sheild isn't going to help much. Why not shoot Ganny yourself?

Ah, I don't know now.

Zelda had bad aim in TP too. >_>. She shoots worse than Link. I mean, after missing about 15 times, why didn't she give them to Link?! Oh, RIGHT, NO EFFING MAGIC FOR LINK. INSTEAD HE HAS TO FEED HIS ALLOWANCE TO THIS HUGE BULKY THING THAT GOES ON HIS BODY FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES OF INVINCIBILITY. AS SHOWN BY KATIE IN "PAY 'N' SLAY."

</shouting>

*cough*

I suppose Twilight Zelda doesn't count, though. I'm still for Tetra. :awesome:

PIRATES ARE MANLY. I GUESS THAT DOESN'T COUNT. THEY'RE STILL MANLIER THAN NINJAS.

I love how in AZ discussions about pirates and ninjas always become about cowboys, bounty hunters, and Bob Ross.

A little girl who becomes captain of a pirate ship or the androgynous last member of a ninja clan? :/

Tough choice, but I picked Tetra for the catapault scene, like everyone else.