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I'm chronically allergic to the internet. I shit you not.
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I'm allergic to Ibuprofen, and various pollens.

Being allergic to water would really suck though. How would you bathe?

In olive oil, like the ancient greeks? I think it was the greeks. I'm not being marked, so it doesn't matter if I'm wrong.

Man, as soon as I wrote that, I just wanted to have some narrator in a deep voice saying "Little did he know that.." and then have some Twilight Zone music going.

That's actually not that odd. I had a friend that was allergic to red dyes in medicines. Unfortunately for her, she was deathly allergic and most medicines actually have red dye in it, even if they're uncoloured. She would always have to check with a doctor before taking ANYTHING.

It would sound more like a general osmotic syndrome than an actual allergy. It's impossible to be either allergic to single atoms or allergic to inorganic compounds. For example, a person can be allergic to a "sulfa" group found in different drugs such as Bactrim and Celebrex but not to sulfur or sulfate salts.

EDIT: Found the article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1811

Yeah, I used to live in Australia, but I had to move here because too many people were allergic to me.


Also, whenever she needs a shower, her parents take her to the dry cleaner's.



My friend gets hives whenever he runs. Maybe. Maybe he's just saying that to get out of P.E.

Me? I'm allergic to poison oak.

I'm allergic to oats and horse dander, and just my luck, my family loves horseback riding.

Do you have allergic and addicted confused?