AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Colbert and Stewart are back on. No writers. Friend said Colbert is doing well, Stewart, not so much.

HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

A seagull stole my fucking chicken nuggets once... the entire bag. It grabbed it just like that and flew away with it, just out of my reach to mock me. daisies canibalistic seagulls, stealing my delicious greasy mcdonalds.

Same thing happened to me once just as I was exiting a Wendy's. They made me a second meal for free, though.

I was eating some ice cream on vacation while walking, and three or four seagulls were just suddenly UPON me. But I wouldn't let no sneaky seagulls eat my ice cream!

One of them hit me in the back of the head, though.

The ice cream was delicious.

nothing ws stolen from me by gulls... our parking lot in our school is flooded w/ them.. only.. were like 100 miles away from any major body of water

I think that's the case with every school.

There was also a time at White Rock* where me and my brother got full of our french fries and bodaciously put them just one foot away from us on the sand. In about 3 seconds it was swarmed by every seagull on the beach. I think 3 were killed in the swarm as we ran away. D:

* If you don't know what White Rock is, it's just a beach in BC with a HUGE snow white rock on it, put there from a glacier melting.

GLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT!!

The winrar is you.