AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Sat Nov 08, 2025 4:28 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 26 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:34 pm 
Offline
BAPHOMET
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm
Posts: 2218
I actually said this in a conversation;
Quote:
The penis mightier than the sword.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:43 pm
Posts: 5851
Location: Ladies.
...Sean Connery?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:04 am
Posts: 7624
Image

_________________
Image

Myk wrote:
Xabyrn is cool in my books.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:51 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 am
Posts: 1934
Location: Ordering ACME Products
"Suck it, Trebek."

_________________
[Citation Needed] wrote:
This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:37 pm
Posts: 3931
Location: The Present
electronic goat wrote:
Quote:
The penis mightier

Question is, does it work? Because I would like to order the Penis Mightier.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:53 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:43 pm
Posts: 5851
Location: Ladies.
"What month starts with 'feb'?"

"FEBTOBER."

Does anyone else remember that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the Sean Connery snowman?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 am
Posts: 1934
Location: Ordering ACME Products
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
electronic goat wrote:
Quote:
The penis mightier

Question is, does it work? Because I would like to order the Penis Mightier.

Wait! There's more! Order our Penis Mightier this very second, and you'll receive not one, but TWO shipments of our Knock On Wood condoms! She'll have a gut feeling when you use our brand. It's guaranteed.

Since we were on the subject of idioms...

_________________
[Citation Needed] wrote:
This just PROVES that it is best to hunt landmines with a hammer.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:32 pm 
Offline
Most Important Member
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:57 am
Posts: 16573
Location: alcoholism, oregon
Xeraphem wrote:
She'll have a gut feeling when you use our brand. It's guaranteed.


ow ow ow DNW

_________________
Quote:
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:08 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:08 pm
Posts: 79
Location: TAILS.
I know a guy called Diskmaster. Sometimes we typo his name as Dickmaster.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:15 pm
Posts: 5703
Location: Tion
One word:

Linerat.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:56 am 
Offline
Sir Lurksalot
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:37 am
Posts: 5867
Location: I'm probably somewhere that you aren't, but you think I'm there, but you're not sure.
Torizo wrote:
"What month starts with 'feb'?"

"FEBTOBER."

Does anyone else remember that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the Sean Connery snowman?


FAMOUS TITTES FOR 500

thats titles

_________________
Image
this is my tf2 shit

Mr. Torgue wrote:
OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 26 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 77 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group