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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:27 pm 
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If the assassination of Francis Ferdinand were made into a movie, it would be a comedy.
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This needs to happen.

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Aren't you thinking of Franz Ferdinand?

...or am I mistaken? I dunno...

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They're the same person.

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Wasn't his assassinator on his way to buy a sandwich or something when they ran into eachother?


Oh yeah, and the group planning his assassination -- the Black Hand, I think? Weren't they the bad guys from Jackie Chan Adventures? I bet he wouldn't have died if he knew karate.


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Francis Ferdinand had perhaps the most majestic mustache ever to grace this world.


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I believe we are mistaking Freddie Mercury with Francis here with the mustache.

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The Big Cheese wrote:
I believe we are mistaking Freddie Mercury with Francis here with the mustache.
I really think you're wrong.

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I stand corrected.






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L Lawliet wrote:
Francis Ferdinand had perhaps the most majestic mustache ever to grace this world.


Too bad it couldn't stop bullets.

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Zomnambulist wrote:
Wasn't his assassinator on his way to buy a sandwich or something when they ran into eachother?


Oh yeah, and the group planning his assassination -- the Black Hand, I think? Weren't they the bad guys from Jackie Chan Adventures? I bet he wouldn't have died if he knew karate.
The way I understand it (check Wikipedia yourselves, lazybones), there were multiple members of the Black Hand stationed throughout the parade route Ferdinand's car was moving through. The first one was only armed with a grenade, so he pulled the pin, threw it, then somebody picked it up and threw it away from the car. There was something about a failed suicide on behalf of the first assassin, and something about jumping into a ditch just off the road, but I forget the specifics.

Anyways, Ferdinand's party now knows someone is after them. The driver quits his leisurely speed and puts the pedal to the metal down the streets of a foreign city. In the general panic, he makes a wrong turn. A goddamn wrong turn.

Now, then. The leader of this group of assassins has given up, hearing about turbulance up the road. So yes, he goes to get the famous sandwich. While he's in the deli, which is off the parade route, he hears the car coming by outside. He steps out in time to see Franz and his wife, like a gift from some higher deity. So he just steps out into the street, and fires.

I challenge you to find a more comedic political assassination which started a major war than this.






I wonder if he ever got to eat that sandwich...

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Oh yeah, they had even screwed up their suicide plans for if they failed the assassination. The cyanide pills they had were old and just made them sick, so at least one tried to jump into a river that ended up only being a few feet deep.

No wonder Jackie Chan thwarted them.


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Zomnambulist wrote:
Oh yeah, they had even screwed up their suicide plans for if they failed the assassination. The cyanide pills they had were old and just made them sick, so at least one tried to jump into a river that ended up only being a few feet deep.

No wonder Jackie Chan thwarted them.
WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF UNCLLLLEEEE?!

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from what i know, the guy that went to buy the food, something Princip i beleive, he was stationed more ahead then where he was and got cold feet about killing the archduke, so he abandoned his post to get something to eat, where he ran into him on accident, and.. shot him in the jugular.
2 people failed to act to kill the duke, the third threw the bomb it landed under the car. (thats the guy who took the pill, and didnt die) there were a total of 17 people tried and 16 convicted because of this whole thing.

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