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Uh, yeah. Didn't pay attention and deleted the Dreams thread because of spambots. My bad.

Talk about your dreams and stuff here. Yay yay!

The bots are helping the forum server by tricking the proletariats into lessening the server load.


10/10 good guy bots

I dream of a forum where the bots are no longer waging war on us, and we can live in peace.

i dreamed last night that a comet or smth hit the moon and pushed it into earth and everyone was going into these like bomb shelter things but it didn't work but luckily kyle was like..immortal and made a steven universe-esque bubble around us and we were fine

it was odd

Then you walked across the destoyed earth and collected whatever bones you found, right?

I keep having... boring nightmares? Dreams about fears that are not quite as visceral as being stalked or falling or whatever. I dreamed last night, fully sure that I was awake of course, that I was looking at a form with my face pictured in it but someone else's information filled out. Apparently this is how my mind conceived of identity theft. I was fucking terrified until I woke up and laughed at how stupid it was.

I remember having one where I was in the zombie apocalypse with Luigi.

Holy shit, I wanna be in your nightmares more often then, that sounds awesome.

I dreamed my landlord was bugging me about giving them the best photograph of a sunset I took this year for their private collection but I had none and they were mad.

I dreamt that last night I had my own spaceship, and I was collecting outcasts of society, namely superpowered individuals, and settling a new planet with them. We ended up landing on a lush planet, the are which we settled were a bunch of close mountain islands, it was a very beautiful area.
I also had telekinesis but usually when I dream that power, it's always so weak and barely pushes anyone, which is rather infuriating because I just end up concentrating real hard to put some power behind it only for them to get shoved a bit back. It pisses me off really much.

I keep having weirdly stress-y dreams >:[ First night I dreamt I was on a bus and noticed a bunch of guys starting to trash my car so I jumped out the bus to confront them, then dreamt that I woke up and looked out the window and my car was on its side with a wheel and a few doors missing. Then my brain decided to convince me this wasn't a dream even though it should have been blatantly obvious because one: I would have heard if people were trashing my car for no reason, two: there's bodaciously CCTV like right there and three: I went to the very top floor to look out the window which is where my brother sleeps and he wasn't even there!!!!!

The next night I dreamt there was some person who somehow knew all my passwords and kept getting into my stuff and I kept having to try to keep them out, then last night I had a dream my laptop was teeming with adware but tbf that one was more stupid than really stress-y, my solution to the adware was apparently to open a notepad document with a bunch of gibberish in it and go to a website, then roast some potatoes in the convenient oven under the counter (??? even in the dream this bit confused me, I was like "what do I even do with these potatoes afterwards") and then open my antivirus which was a webpage with a picture of a mickey mouse costume

I had a dream the other night where Alex Jones was a government experiment to create sentient ravioli that went wrong and was missing the gene sequence for empathy and that's why he's Like That. Because his brain is a pile of incorrectly grown ravioli.

I mean, you aren't wrong.

Had a kind of sickening dream the other night where I was about ready to come out to my parents as bi and then my brother (who is definitely very very straight irl) came out to them first. When I took my turn, they had a sort of dismissive "who cares" attitude. Reeeaaaally fucked with my head when I woke up.