Due to an accident last night, I am now Santa. AMA.

Cori · **Posted:** Mon Dec 26, 2016 4:08 pm

Kamak wrote:

Cori wrote:

Thanks for the 5tb external harddrive santa

Now you have plenty of room for all those bear selfies.

I was just stretching and the camera turned on by itself I am not a model

Airra · **Posted:** Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:49 pm

Kamak wrote:

Airra wrote:

Why don't you ever bring me snow?!

Mer' Chri'mas.

Because you live in Hell. Snowball's chance and all that. I'm not a miracle worker.

You misspelled "Florida", and I've been out of there since April of 2015.

And they call it a "Christmas miracle" for a reason!

AWKWARD ZOMBIE