AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I bodaciously had this conversation with my mom because I saw some pumpkin flavored cereal and I thought that sounded kinda good, and she did not.

Also I am painfully aware that Mighty Magiswords is dumb as fuck but god dammit this show makes me smile with its dumbness.

I like pumpkin spice lattes but I'm not at the level of using the acronym "PSL" yet.

For some reason, every time I see that acronym (save for a few types of handwriting), I reflexively convert the 'P' to an 'E', and I wonder when so many people even realized that ESL/ELL programs were a thing.
And then I actually read the rest of the sign/post.

pumpkin as a second language

If I can get away with it, I'll put just about everything on a tortilla.

Things I can't get away with are stuff like, uh, cereal and soup and whatnot.

And things that have bread built into them, like pizza, hot pockets, cakes, pies and (in all technicality if you really, really think about it) pastas.

Do not be ashamed, for you are using the tortilla as it was intended, my friend.

With soups tho, especially thick ones just dunk your tortilla in there.



Guilty pleasure for me besides pumpkin: Steven Universe. I fuckign hate most of whats on tumblr about it and I hate the fandom but goddamn Amethyst is my spirit animal.