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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:24 pm 
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What if they were those japanese bees that surround something and then vibrate so fast they roast their prey to crispy death?

Can Hulk smash physics and radiation?

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:45 pm 
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See i didnt even think of the heat angle, but yes that about of buzzing would generste a lot of heat so hulk has fire damage to account for.

PLEASE, DISCUSS THIS AMONGST YOURSELVES AS WELL. WE ARE ALL SCIENTISTS HERE.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 6:11 pm 
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Also, there's the collective sound of it all. I'm sure that many bees would be deafeningly loud to the point of disorientating the hulk.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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So general consensus is

AGAINST HULK: Bees cannot penetrate his outer skin, intense radiated heat from movement and vibration, deafening buzz

PRO HULK: Bees cannot penetrate his outer ksin Jerry Seinfeld, possible gun angle

The heat and vibration would not be enough to kill or defeat hulk, but would easily anger him increasing bees. The bees would grow in mass as hulk gets stronger, but the bees cannot physically harm hulk. I doubt Hulk could destroy over 5million (AT MINIMUM) bees at once, so I guess its a stalemate. For now.


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SCENARIO 2:

Okay so like you're asleep in your bed after a long night of griefing on minecraft. Suddenly you awake to a strange sound in your room. Yore afraid it might be an intruder so you slowly open your eyes enough to peek out and see an alien standing in your room. Its not like, angry or scary or anything just like the generic grey alien and its like, open and closing your clothes drawers and then it walks over to you and turns off your alarm and then goes downstairs and you hear it rifling through your fridge.

What do you do? It;'s an alien, it probably doesn't speak your language but its clearly just fuckin around you with your stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA HYPOTHETICALS AND NOT A LOTTA ADVICES THERE PARDNER

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Attempt to communicate with it via sign language.

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Attempt to communicate to it via interpretive dance.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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Tell it to go get a job and stop being a lazy moocher

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA HYPOTHETICALS AND NOT A LOTTA ADVICES THERE PARDNER



ILL GET TO ADVICE WHEN I CAN THINK OF SOME, YOU SAUCY KNAVE

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 Post subject: you are the keeper of bees
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2016 9:32 pm 
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I need urgent advice:

Should I release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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What you should do is simple.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

As for the alien, I would use one of those barbecue brushes to apply molasses, then blow glitter into its face. Then I would ask if it's a legal alien. After that, I would politely ask it if it would ever so kindly fuck off, as I need to work in the morning.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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i would probably just go back to sleep because i ain't fuckin' with that shit

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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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As with all things, RKO out of nowhere.


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 Post subject: Re: Hypotheticals and Advice with The Big Cheese
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