AWKWARD ZOMBIE

inventory:
sacks of colorful, poorly made explosives (2)
crates of beer (1)
jugs of whiskey (1)
buddies (6)

mission start

pop flyin' traumatized dog day

i'll be holding my puppy close and attempting to sleep because I have to be up at 4 AM for work

kill me

Okay, I was wrong, New York.

EVEN MORE 'MURICA

In the game, Mario is portrayed as an Italian-American plumber who, along with his younger brother Luigi, has to defeat creatures that have been coming from the sewers below New York City. The gameplay focuses on Mario's extermination of them by flipping them on their backs and kicking them away. The original versions of Mario Bros.—the arcade version and the Family Computer/Nintendo Entertainment System (FC/NES) version—were received positively by critics.

-Mario Bros. wiki page.

Got to eat barbecue and shoot off a crapton of fireworks we've been storing all around the house

Today was an AMERICAN day

My parents kind of hate individual fireworks because they're UNAMERICAN

And also maybe because it's super hot here and they're worried about people burning their houses down.

swear to god someone has actual dynamite around here

Oh shit I'm late. Woo. Merica. Booms. Sky. Lights. Good things.

I'm FINALLY home! I went to the beach with my family for the weekend after I posted the thread, but then I realized I changed my AZ password to something obscure that takes me more than 8 tries to remember and I don't think I even remember it now anyways, so I guess I'll have to change it again ;w;

But yeah! AMERICA. THERE WERE FIREWORKS AT THE BEACH, AND IT WAS GREAT. THERE WERE FLAGS FLYING EVERYWHERE! EVEN CONFEDERATE ONES! Not so great? I saw at least 10. Sort of bunching the clothing that it was on, and lots of towels being sold with the design. I suppose that's just what happens when you're deep in South Texas.