Aight. I'll just do that. I'll leave the thread open if anyone figures it out though.
EDIT: Alright so I looked it up. Apparently Helvetica fonts aren't designed with Win7 and Win8 in mind and totally screw with web pages on a regular basis. I got this extension for Chrome that lets me replace all basic text with whatever I need. I chose Windings obviously, and now I don't have to uninstall Helvetica (which was giving me shit about uninstalling anyway so there). If anyone has fixes for IE or Firefox please post to this thread.
The extension for Chrome is here:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... fpmjifklpb