AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Punch in his guns! Punch all his guns!

1d100 TN 6 (-20 Penalty for aiming at the weapon. Pro tip: Quit aiming.) : 34

Your attempt to disarm the stallion is in vain, as you blindly swat at the weapon gripped by his tail.

Weapon drawn, the stallion aims his pistol at you. Clearly intent on shooting you, which would make a lot of noise, and would hurt. He is also unsure if you are drunk or crazy and if just capping you would just lead to more problems.

>Shout, "HELP, HE HAS A GUN!" loudly enough to where even people outside will hear.

Before you can shout, the other stallion fires two rounds at you...

2#1d100 TN 43(+15 for short ranged weapon at Point Blank range)=38;44

1d10+12=-18 HP
94/118 HP

One 9mm round digs into your chest while the other goes wide, hitting a urinal behind you.

>Stick with the plan.

As boners come running into the bathroom, you clutch your wound and act pained, mostly because you are. You do your best to make yourself out as the victim in this, and to your luck, enough of the other boners believe your story and start to turn on the other stallion.

>Shout, "He shot me and stole my caps!"