AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*Shudder*
That would have to be a very small finger or a very large urethra

Ugh I have two zits on my back and they are the worst

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but think of Hank Hill

Hank Hill's precious urethra

Now I can't unsee Hank Hill getting violated like that...

The day that Hank Hill started selling urethral insertions tools and their accessories.

Speaking of weiners and their dangly extensions, I hate how I keep hitting the sit in the middle of the night when trying to use the bathroom. I'm like, ten seconds away from never putting the seat down again.

I feel like I'm the only person who sits down to pee.
Urinals make me self-conscious. .///.

Whenever I have to use a public bathroom, I use one of the stalls, I dont like urinals, but I still stand up to pee

I sit down when I pee, except when I'm in public, where I use a urinal 90% of the time.

Sorry for the unexplained lock guys, but I am finally at a computer and I'm going to explain the situation.

The TMI thread has become a sinkhole. It could be argued the thread has been like this for a long time, but in the past few days this issue has become more and more prevalent. The state of this thread is unacceptable. We can not have 13-year-olds talking about sexual fetishes on an online forum, we can not have people RPing with one another while discussing their sexual preferences, and lately we have had way too many overly-descriptive posts about personal bodily functions. However, it's difficult to monitor things due to age because of the nature of the internet.

The creation of this thread and ones past were a mistake, but they had some redeeming factors. They were places people could ask questions and get answers about regarding things that might be too embarrassing, or issues others might have actual experience with. (I liked using this thread for such discussions.)

As such, simply locking the TMI thread and walking away isn't an option - I know there are some that like to use this thread to genuinely discuss health and personal issues, so Yeili and Vax have created a Health Thread for you guys to go in and talk, vent, and discuss anything as long as its within the rules.

We're sorry for the inconvenience, but this is the best route to go.

basically, go be gross somewhere else

Sorry kids, what started out as a thread for Oracles poop stories quickly became a 3 part miniseries about the life and times of the forums more...illustrious threads. While a neat idea to dsicuss more taboo bodily stuff and ask questions or discuss there are way to many kids around and talking sexual fetish is something best kept private guys.